Curse

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 08, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04

Oooh Oooh memememe!

*eats cookie except for a small section*

*forgives Bacon for killing my minion*

*uses remains of cookie to spawn a new Flesh Golem and sets it on Bacon again*

*Golem tramples over dead wammo on the way over to Bacon*

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sets Flesh Golem on fire*
*watches it turn to steak*
*sets steak on my head*
"mmmm steak"

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 08, 2006, 02:55 PM // 14:55

"Ah pwned the mighty god of spammers & lord of the flame, can i have some of ur nice steak?"

*flashes eyelashes*

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48

*sips beer*
*thinks about it*
*throws Sopitia a steak*
*eats another one*

Sophitia Leafblade · Nov 08, 2006, 04:59 PM // 16:59

"Wooh, Cheers pwned"

*Shares Steak with pet and minipet*

*shares Beer with pet and minipet*

*Tells minipet to attack the next person to walk into the Bar*

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 05:10 PM // 17:10

*sips beer*
*eats steak*
*offers steak to everyone else*

extra bacon · Nov 08, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59

*takes a bite of the steak*
*SPITs it out*
hey, i ordered mine without wammo blood on it!

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06

*sips beer*
*makes bacon a new steak*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 08, 2006, 08:07 PM // 20:07

Looks like bacon has a cut in his mouth

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

lol
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

extra bacon · Nov 08, 2006, 08:32 PM // 20:32

oh don't be silly, if i were a wammo, i would've mended that cut.

*drinks beer to forget the pain*

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 08, 2006, 08:32 PM // 20:32

*touch pwnd.. and doom*
*dropkick the bartender*
*sips beer*
*plug in my PS3 and start playing Call of Duty 3*

Chilly Ress · Nov 08, 2006, 08:32 PM // 20:32

*buys all remaining beer*
*makes a run for it*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 08, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Plays CoD 2 on PC which (laughably) still looks better than CoD 3 on the PS3 does in many cases.
Laughs at the console nub.
Craps on the PS3.
Laughs again.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Nov 08, 2006, 08:38 PM // 20:38

*throws a medium rare steak on the floor in front of Ress*
*watches him slip on the steak, flip 180 degrees in mid-air from the momentum of his not-so-daring escape and land head first on the ground, smashing all the beer on himself and around him*
enjoy your trip?

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Chilly Ress · Nov 08, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

*gets up*
*assualts bacon with 2 broken bottles*
*charges*
*detours to stomp on the PS3*
*continues with rampage*

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 08, 2006, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Doom... go back to school and stop it!

*dropkick Doom and pick him up in mid-air*
*powerbomb him through the TV*
*hit him with a steel chair*
*Break 99 bottles of beer over his head*
*kick him outside the bar*
*lock the door*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Nov 08, 2006, 08:56 PM // 20:56

*sips beer*
*eats steak*
mmmm steak!

Chilly Ress · Nov 08, 2006, 09:08 PM // 21:08

*steals everyone's steak*
*takes pwnd hostage*
*slowly backs out of bar*